>>4456762I'd like some ad space please.
"Attention! Have you seen this skeleton? He reportedly left his meatsuit to go on a "vacation". He was last seen on a beach in the Bahamas enjoying the sun and boning meaty babes.
If you have any information about him and/or his whereabouts please call 1800-MR.MEATMAN.
"I'd really like him back"- Meatsuit. [Insert picture of blobfish]
All help in the finding of this skeleton is appreciated and the one who finds him will be rewarded with multiple moneys as compensation for their efforts.