https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19810593/#19867563https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19810593/#19867560https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19810593/#19867563https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19810593/#19867572Colby Jefferson comes down to the ring, dressed in black leather, and Kelly Omega's signature sunglasses that she left the ring with earlier. She calls for a microphone, and se gets a microphone.
>"WELLLLL well well wellwellwell." >"They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I don't know if I believe that. Maybe it's more of a 'cargo cult' mentality, where Kelly Omega thinks if she can retrace my steps her career will take off and she'll have the year that I had. Or maybe it's just that an absolute geek like Kelly Omega will NEVER turn down the chance to do a bad attempt at cosplay. Whatever the case, if I'd have known THAT was going to happen as a result of Kelly Omega taking my glasses, I'd have fought harder to take them back, just to keep her from EMBARRASSING HERSELF."Colby rolls her shoulders an steps around the ring.
>"No, no, no, see..... there is SO much wrong with this picture. For one thing, your ridiculous attempt at an Arkansas accent sounds like my sister Carmody with a head cold. Miss USA did it better. And my old ring gear is ancient history, Kelly dear, but when I DID wear it, seeing my ass in tight brown plaid made Hailey Brittania slip in a puddle of her own drool and stole the heart of the Immaculate Flame and one true Dojo Ace, my beloved Amelia. But YOU? You look like you took the upholstery off of your Aunt Gladys's couch cushions, cut 'em out of a pattern, and ran it through a sewing machine. PLEASE. At least black leather's such a universal cheat code that even YOU, as much as you look like a ridiculous skank in it, can summon some bare baseline approximation of cool."Colby Jefferson gestures down at herself.
>"Or, if you're Immaculate like me, you might even make it look GOOD." 