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>The virgin symphony
- Lasts too long, the old people who listen to it will piss their pants waiting for it to be over
- Needs dozens of instruments
- Compensates for shitty melodies by being "yuge"
- Performers can't remember it so they're reading it on the fly and fucking it up
- No one actually listens except dorks
- Usually performed by chinks, claimed by the "international community" and given away without resistance
>The Chad folk song
- Lasts the perfect amount of time
- No instruments needed, you can just whistle it if you want
- Great melodies tested by memory
- Performers have an exhaustive common repertoire
- Everyone subconsciously know dozens of folk songs
- Performed by the people from whom they originate. Inherently nationalist.