>>18414619There was nothing but the rustling of the wind through the corn for a second as Corntney laid defeated, disarmed, shucked.
Then with a sharp whistle through the air, several razor sharp Tortilla chip shurikens imbeded themselves in the side of the panda's head.
A panting, injured Colonel Cornelius Cornwall stood in the corn clearing, having stuffed corn husks into his bleeding ass after being shot by Corn Girl.
>Have faith Corntney, as long as you are within these golden fields as a Child of the Corn, nary a strand or your golden hair shall be stained with this rapscallion's vile piss!Cornelius, who had been wearing his full suit up to that moment ripped off his jacket and shirt in one fell swoop, revealing his muscular form, as well as the completely covering corn tattoo on his back.
As well as an 'I love mom' tattoo on his upper right arm.
Placing a large mason jar filled with a yellow liquid on the ground, the colonel began to chant in an ancient, undecipherable tongue.
>Begone you foul, piss stained demon!The top of the mason jar popped open, revealing the yellow liquid now swirling, forming a vortex, escaping the mason jar.