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>Be me
>Noob incubus
>Taking nice shower in cool pad I bought with money I stole from a greed demon in their sleep lol
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>Suddenly start glowing red
>MFW
>Drop my tingling, stimulating mint & tea tree body wash in confusion
>Had been scrubbing my horsedick when dropped
>Bend over to retrieve tingling, stimulating mint & tea tree body wash
>So I'm bent over, reaching out with one hand, holding my horsedick with the other, soaking wet
>Suddenly am no longer in shower
>In candlelit random bedroom with this ginger bitch staring at me
>Pentacle of blood on floor beneath me
>Ginger slag holds up latest addition of Beginner's Necronomica
>"Oh cool, it worked! You can go back now."
>This witch slag summoned me just to test a spell from a mage-approved, tried and true, beginner's standard, clearly written book
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>I'm pissed. Ginger slag isn't even hot, my horsedick feels betrayed
>I'm gonna lie out my ass to this bitch
>Tell her she must ask me a question before I can go
>Stupid bitch asks how to become a succubus
>Told her she had to choke on a dildo whilst drunk-stoned
>So obviously, one would need weed, alcohol and dildos for that
>Sad bitch actually has all three in same room
>Watch her get so wasted she starts speaking that satanic language in Sims
>Laugh as she vomits onto a neon green dildo and then spazzes out on bed
>Dies with pukey dildo in her mouth
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