>>19451361Spaghetti Dawg walked into the room and sat on the stand, after barking the oath, the interrogation began:
>Senior Dawg, is it true that I saved the Alliance from the forces of evil?>Bark>Is it true that my efforts provided job security to more than 50 women?>Bark>And is it true that I am one of the most loved people in the company, amassing a top amount of votes in the popularity pool?>Bark>And is it true that as I previously said, I entered backstage after winning a match against a Japanese woman?>Bark>It is true that I am an amazing singer?>Woof>And is it true that no Japanese woman, only demons, are in the top 10 of most beloved women in the Alianza?>Bark>And is it true that Reina Aoki is Japanese?>Bark>And is it true that she attacked me with a chair?>Bark>And is it true that this is not the first time a Japanese woman has tried to kill me since my arrival to the WWA?>Bark>And is it true that you feared for your safety backstage, and that the actions of Reina Aoki endangered people backstage?>Woof>Is it true that the chair broke?>Bark>My point is proven, Japanese people are jealous of my success and have tried to systematically eliminate me. Reina is Japanese so it only makes sense. This is a proven hate crime. Reina is a racist who attacked me with killing intent, put people in danger, and destroyed WWA property.>There is no argument against this.>I'll await your ruling Ms Adams.Raquel walked back to her seat with a grin. She was sure of her victory.