>>11688634*jaw drops to the floor
*eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets
*heart beats out of chest
*awooga awooga sound effect
*pulls chain on a train whistle that has appeared next to my head as steam blows out
*slams fist onto table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware
*whistles loudly
*fireworks shoot from the top of my head
*pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth
*wipes comically large bead of sweat from my forehead
*clears throat
*adjusts tie
*combs hair
U-U-Um.. you- you look very l-lovely tonight, Mistress.
