EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
JANNY!
VERSHUS
PEPE!
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[Pepe]
Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale
Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail
I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix
And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics
Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled
Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled
I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup
Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!
[Janny]Let this be a
warning.My job isn't rewarding
I never really want to wake up in the morning.
I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a mustAnd my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust.I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free
but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with meImma ban youImma ban you
Imma ban youCUZ I AM A BAD JEW!
[Pepe]Is that all you got?your rap game is weak
Ban me! I don't give a fuckI'll use a proxy for a week.
When I make a new thread you better bet it be a stickyAnd then I BTFO all those shills that work forMickeyI'll tell you one more time
my rhymes are primeI get paid with (You)s and you don't even get adime
Your mom just called and I gotta take a pissSo call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAYWITH THIS?
[Janny]MOM! This guy is being mean to meHe gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D
Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad
I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad
Will this be the night
Should I get my noose
Wait, that's not right
It couldn't hold me, it's no use
Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger*BANG*
[Pepe]FUCK NIGGERS
WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY