>>9659699My god is icecream, cheap pizzas, and frozen curry. Yesterday I was rewarded yet again for my devotion with three new limited time only frozen curry flavours in the chav shop Iceland, including a delightful biriyani. I was punished however, when last month I accidentally purchased a vegan pizza from ASDA. True, I had been skipping my icecream liturgy that month quite a bit because I had a big bill to pay. My punishment seemed a little harsh as the vegan pizza was nearly inedible, but such is the life of a mystic frozen food devotee.
