>>12308134Low church Protestants unironically.
>inb4 Catholics are cucked tooThey are, and that mostly has to do with the Catholic church's autistic desire to pontificate on every single theological matter (even if there are no patristic sources that speak directly on the matter), which ultimately resulted in the Protestant Reformation. At least the Orthodox church makes it a point to leave most of these more retarded matters (like how many angels can stand on a pin head, was the world literally created in 7 days, is the Earth only a few thousand years old) up to personal interpretation so long as it doesn't compromise fundamental church doctrine while at the same time giving you well reasoned opinions on what the answers to some questions could be.