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>Alan Prichard, why I haven’t seen you in an age! You still having problems with your sheep wandering off into places they oughtn't?
>Morning Bill. Nope. Got that straightened up last Monday.
>Really? What did you do?
>Went on the internet, and amazingly enough found a place that would do it free of charge.
>Free? You mean like one o’ those non-profits or something?
>Not entirely sure. Man on the phone had one o’ them funny sounding New York names: Shekelstein or berg, something along those lines. Said he’d send one o’ his people out right away.
>So the next day I’m out on the road by my field, and up pulls one o’ those “hybrid” cars with an “Uber” sticker on it.
>Man gets out the back seat, and here’s a kicker: he’s wearing a dress.
>Yer shitting me.
>God’s honest truth, he was dressed like a woman. Makeup and all. Looked kinda like that worthless fat turd of a nephew poor Matheson has living in his spare room, now that I think about it.
>Anyway, he walks around to the trunk and takes out a post. I asked him if he needed any help with the rest and he jumped a little and just kinda scuttled off into the middle of the field. Then he left it there, came back, handed me a card, and left.
>Wait, he just dropped one post and left? What good’s that?
>I can’t explain it, it wasn’t even a quality post, but you’d be amazed how fast those sheep came running after he did.
>I tell you it was the damndest thing I ever saw. They went right in that field and started bleating at that post and each other like each one had pissed in the other’s corn flakes.
>They didn’t wander off?
>Not a one. They stayed right there.
>Huh. Sheep sure are stupid.
>Ayup, that they are.
>What’d you say that company was called?
>Let’s see, I have the card right here:
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