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I mentioned I once thought I saw someone in a large brown bag made out to like like the microscopic creature called a tardigrade, and this green bag is burning my heart now. Someone once told me, someone who will almost certainly be welcomed into my kingdom, that when his uncle was getting tortured, they stuck and an electrified coat hanger down his urethra. I guess what they're doing in the green bag there is focusing the guy's attention down there so it hurts more when they do that due to what was otherwise total sensory deprivation in the bag. I don't know what the version of the green bag protocol is for women, but if it doesn't exist then my command is for it to be developed forthwith, and to make ready an implementation of both the male and female protocols to the tune of 10,000,000 persons each. I command that you have this ready for me at that time.
