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>be me
>Friday night out with frens
>random israeli tourists approach us
>do you know where we can get some cheese pizza?
>I tell em no sorry
>friend of mine intervenes
>yea we do just give us a sec to get our contact
>we walk away and search for a cheese pizza store to buy cheese pizza
>no cheese pizza store open
>we go to the nearest farm and shave a piglet and dress her up in kids clothes
>go back to the israelis
>here's your cheese pizza bro, it'll be 30000 euro
>30000 euro for 1 cheese pizza? Oy gevalt 20000 is so expensive! but I shall have to sacrifice 500 yuroes if we want cheese pizza tonight!
>best we could do at this hour mate, if you dont want it we can go
>They pays us 30 yoroes for a piglet
