So what's it like living in the american south?
Anonymous ID:Sljtk1bW No.3921682 View ViewReport Quoted By:
Lemme tell you guys a story
>Be me
>Be bored
>wanna go to town to do something
>Get in car
>Drive half an hour to town
>"Lol alright what's there to do?"
>Pass by 4 mcdonalds and about 20 other fast food places
>Pass by 8 funeral homes
>pass by 22 grocery stores/markets
> "Hmm nothing is here. Lets go to the other side of town!"
>Drive another half hour
>pass by a walmart that stretches more than a mile long
>has a mcdonalds in it
>also pass a mcdonalds across the street
>Pass by 435444656 clothing stores
>"hmmm how about the gym?"
>what gym lol
>Maybe the part near the schools has something to do?
>Pass by 800000000000000000000000000000000 school yards
>a barber shop
>A playground for kids
>a lake infested with litter and sewage
>"Huh, wonder what there's to do in town"
>Look up local activites
>All of them along the lines of "HOWDY PARDNER COME PICK YA OWN COTTON AT BUTCHES COTTON FARM"
>just change "pick" to "make" and "cotton" to "juice" or "jam" for moist of the rest
>Everything that isn't a farm is either a bar, or a sports stadium
>Mfw no arcade
>Mfw no central park area
>mfw literally no place to hang out without looking like a creep or spending money.
>Finally find something to do
>mall that's 2 hours away
>fuck it why not
>drive all the way to the mall
>it closes at 6 pm
>what the fuck
>spend 20 bucks on gas
was it worth it? Fucking no
