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>tfw 480lbs
>eat 3 or 4 pizzas alone on a fairly regular basis, 3 times a week maybe
>used to think of 'excuses' for a 'pizza day'
>for example, I'd pick a set of movies to watch ie the Alien movies and say 'Well, I won't get too scared if I can see a pizza, as I'll know they still have cheese in the alien world'
>other excuses might be things like trying out a new scented candle, I would say 'I won't know if it smells good if it can't overpower pizza'
>excuses got gradually worse
>'Oh i saw a cute teddy bear at the supermarket, i need to eat 3 pizzas so i know how much space is left on my bed when I am on a full stomach'
>now I just sit and eat pizzas in the dark, in silence multiple times a week
>don't care for myself at all
>probably die soon
