>>11612251>weather was a lame moveI think that his post implied that talking about the weather is already lame BUT improves skills.
>cat will definetely eat me, she always bites and licks my hand, she must really like the tasteSame here. My cat is awfully hungry.
>alcohol really helps me get loose, but i can only go out drinking with friendsI'm not very good at being social. Drinking a little alcohol helps with being social as it dumbs you down a bit. Just don't drink too much.
What I have learned is that when talking to people and even strangers is to smile. Smile when you can make it look real or if it's real to begin with (a funny joke). If you really can't smile and it looks fake like me, try to smile for a second at something appropriate. So someone says a joke that doesn't make you laugh, you do the fake-split-second-smile. It is far better than not smiling because people's minds aren't exactly rational. They get scared of you in a way and perceive you as a threat if you are completely still and stoic and very introverted. I don't not a know it all or a doctor but the stuff at the top about being super shy, lost virginity to a hooker, can't do random conversations, worries about talking to girls sounds like high-functioning autism. I have it. It's shit. But I overcome it and can deal with it. Just my potentially crap advice. Food for thought.
