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I laid out the perfect plan.
>pushed salary over 100k
>purchased and paid off house
>retirement funded
>debt free
Once all that was in order, the plan was to enter the dating world and find a wife to have kids with, but now I'm 40 and balding, and women my age are too old to push out anything but downs syndrome babies.
I guess I'll just die in financial security alone.