>>19370903>>19370938What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you big bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ironfists, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Khazad-dûm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in troll warfare and I'm the top axe thrower in the entire Erebor infantry. You are nothing to me but just another elf queer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Middle Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantír? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Misty Mountains and your fëa is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hröa. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Durin's Kin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Arda, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, laddie.
