>>4553000>I love the snow <3There's plenty of it around here for sure. Here.
*picks you up on my back*
I don't want you getting your shoes too wet. We'll take the scenic route. There's a waterfall that doesn't freeze over on the way I can show you.
> heard the site was absolutely horrendous when it launchedEverything about it was a cluster fuck. We had so many calls the first day we had to reset the servers. The whole website was down and we had people calling in just to tell them to call back tomorrow. That's where I mastered the art of de-escalation because old ladies losing their insurance to the new regulations can get quite angry.
>But where would I go though? Would I be outside your home?Yes you'd be living in my driveway during the nights and you could come inside during the day. Unless my neighbors catch wind then I'd move you to a nearby parking lot for safe keeping at night (i live in a gated community with lots of rules). You would be safe though I keep a gun under the seat in case of hobos and mexicans.
>Yes you could touch my thighs and legs, a-and whisper sweet things into my ear, and do l-lewd things with meBrain has stopped functioning please leave a message......X__X
>>4553003These threads are very nice cyoot. We try to be the most welcoming thread in /bant/ as we're all inclusive.
Welcome! Get comfy and have fun.
*kisses your cheek and hands you a dress and rainbow thigh high socks*
>>4553020>i laughed harder than I should have at this XD*i kiss you passionately making our tongues dance*
>>4553060NEVER >:D
>>4553061HE FUCKING RAPED ME....but I forgive him. He doesn't need to feel this bad.
