>>11990284Usually if the logs are that large, they're also reasonably dry, and leave little mess when they exit. Unless you have some sort of tremor and dropped a lot of paper in the water, or you've never been taught proper wiping technique, I feel you're embellishing your story for the sake of the narrative. Did you pass two enormous, well-formed logs and then cleaned up efficiently, or did you have a loose, sloppy bowel movement, resulting in the sort of fatty, greasy mess that would necessitate such wanton paper usage? I'm afraid it can't be both, friend.
