>>168716021,000 IQ post. Take it from me brother, I'm hitting 1,480 - 1,490 IQ (somewhere in between), and I've done it all:
>Snipped me eyelids offNo more eye smegma, no rotting toxins, and most importantly I can see niggers coming even when I'm asleep
>Lobbed me nose offNo disgusting fetid tubes of putrid boogers for me, I can smell niggers from a kilometre away (this is a pro and a con)
>Yanked me teeth outNo more revolting decaying pre-shit festering in my beautiful mouth palace
>Ripped me finger and toe nails outThese cheeky buggers like to grow back, which means it's a lot of work but totally worth it. No more rancid hyper-toxins getting stuck underneath my nauls, housing sweaty fungal and bacterial orgies
If it don't work, lob it off. Cutt mutt 4 lyf.