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<be belgian
<father says you have to inherit the family wafflel business
<refuse
<get kicked out
<roam the streets looking for a job
<hungry
<see an american tourist
<he's fat
<he looks exactly like a hamburger
<lunge at him and start gnawing on his juicy thighs
<he sits on you
<you hear a crunch
<he gets up
<newly made blood stains on his XXL Husky blue jeans
<black out
<wake up in the hospital
<nurse comes in
<"you can't use your legs so we're going to give you this laptop for entertainment."
<turn it on
<immediately log into your favorite Romanian basket spearing forum
<make shitty memetexts about Americans all day as revenge
<9 hours pass
<have to take a shit
<cant get up
<call button broken because free health care xd
<Blow it out your ass
