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for me its Ching Chong
ching chong died for your sins
and if you dont accept Ching Chong as your lord and yellow emperor who was born of a virgin ling ling you will go to piu piu, which is india, and become reborn as a pajeet
There is only one messiah, and he has no circumsized penis, its just really, really, tiny. Only god incarnate would rock a tiny penis. and that god is Ching Chong. If you do not respect the tiny penis you will be reborn as a pajeet with an even tinier, browner penis.
As Ching Chong says: Let he among you who is first become last, and the last among you be first (in penis size)