>>2653786>kill Harkon, seize his castle>permanently blot out the sun with Akatosh's bow>enter the Dawnguard disguised as them with a group of 15 vampires and kill every last one of them, turn Isran into a vampire to insult him, make him my thrall.>relations with Maven Black Briar getting uppity, she personally insulted me upon greeting in the Bee and Barb.>buy Honningbrew Meadery as a fuck you>she sends assassins after me>retaliate by robbing her Meadery personally>organize a force of 7 or so men, order them to slaughter the citizens of Riften>whole town is destroyed, only essential NPCs are alive, leave Maven a note saying, "From one old friend to another.">return home and force Serana to suck and fuck Abby from NCIS>murder everyone that evens looks at me wrong. Including that fucking bard who kept singing the same two songs, her corpse sits naked on the throne next to me to this day.Feels good being redpilled, long live Julian Akkadian.