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first time i smoked weed:
>decide to buy some weed from my cousin, wanted to try it for a while
>have no idea how much to smoke, but i remember people saying 'you wont get high the first time you smoke'
>decide to smoke a lot in a small amount of time to make sure i get as high as possible
>grind up literally 4 - 5 grams and go outside with a glass pipe i bought from the smoke shop
>smoke the whole 4 - 5 grams over 5 - 10 minutes in my backyard at 3am while parents are sleeping
>try to walk back to my room, but i am moving in literal slow motion, it takes several minutes to walk 30 feet back to my room
>sit down in my chair and turn on a weed playlist i prepared earlier with pink floyd and jimi hendrix
>start to feel incredibly fucking high, and it is getting stronger every second
>mind literally cannot process any thought for more than a few seconds, (i move my hand to grab a drink, and immediately forget what i wanted to do within 2 seconds)
>feeling fucking good at this point, the music sounds amazing
>see blue and red flashing lights on my desk and window
>assume the police are coming to get me, they somehow found out i smoked weed
>throw rest of the weed behind my TV, turn off the lights, and hide under the desk for a solid 20 minutes
>decide to peek out
>police lights still flashing
>assume i am going to be arrested at any minute, start to wonder what the penalty is for smoking weed, and how they could possibly have found out
>look out from under desk again
>realize flashing police lights were just a flickering candle i had lit earlier
