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>be roman empire
>romans get demographically replaced by levantine slave class
>become italy
>the huns ravage throughout italy, destroying cities and killing hudnres of thousands of people
>italians can't even stop the huns from reaching rome as they rape and pillage throughout italy
>odin worshipping pagan lombards rize and they easily conquer all of catholic italy
>lombards slowly leave a genetic trace on italy but adopt the italian language through rape
>the lombards piss off the franks and they come to conquer italy
>frankish charlemagne becomes king of italy
>muslims conquer southern italy and leave a strong genetic trace on sicily
>hungarian pagans raid and pillage italy and defeat their armies
>kingdom of italy is forced to pay tribute to the hungarians
>normans come and conquer southern italy from the muslims but they keep it for themselves
>modern italians look like middle eastern mutts with the exception of northern italians who have a higher lombard (central germanic) admixture
>lombardi is top 5 surnames in italy
>most common italian surname is russo meaning red haired
>very few red haired people actually exist in italy
And that's the history of Italy, nothing but cuckoldry and getting conquered by everybody. Pasta la vista.
