>>13038135My issue with the world is that it is Die Soft, rather than Die Hard, and that's gay as fuck.
I should probably let my threads die because when I'm telling a joke, and 99/100 people start booing me, but only 1/100 people laugh, maybe I should come to the fucking gay mentally ill crossdressing child molester bar to do stand-up.
>People: "Fuck Reading">Me: "Would you like to read more than you ever have in your entire life?">People: "Boo!"I don't have many other options here other than what a dead Brit would call " *unbelievably* long screeds". They say "Brevity is the soul of wit", but still, even my one liners just make you cry like faggots.
>Be faggot>Literally rape children>children cry during rape>still loves raping children>Be same exact faggot>Hears comedian tell joke>faggot cries during joke>Hates comedianThat's some fucking hypocritical shit right there. Even if you are hurt by the joke, the fact that it hurts 99% of the other childish pedophile rapists in the room to the point of crying, you should be entertained or at least aroused by their suffering.
