>>11068844Be handsome, for both of those. I'm handsome and women just come to me most of the time.
Church: "Hey, anon, come sit by me during the service."
Bar: *chick grabs be as I walk by* "Dance with me and my friends! We're bored!"
I honestly, seriously, feel bad for ugly bros. I have been wingmen to ugly dudes with so much confidence but nothing happens and it kills me. I could take a 4/10 grenade if it meant one of my ugly bros got a 9 or 10. Genetic lottery is cruel and don't for a minute think I don't know I'm more blessed than most.
I would fuck hogs for you ugly bros on here.
