>>9158215listen buddy
i aint no chump
im a buisnessman, a family man
a man o da people a man of de church, a man of the country. im a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman okay?
ive got letters ready for me at the notary republic i make my own quilts, love eggs, shop locally, support local causes
i take a cruise ship every 3 months, i wear reading glasses, my daughter has braces, my eyebrows are shaved, my friends are all geese i live in a house, i have a head, my clothes are all combustable, my medicine is over the counter except for one perscription
i have a shirt that reads "if you dont like me, go fuck your mother", i am inside the matrix, i live in a home with no windows, i have lasers inside my brain theres a shark in my bathroom, my dog sleeps in the bed with me, i have a mouse under the rug, my friends are all dead,
i went to india once, i live bowling
so dont talk to me like im some sort of fuckin chump, because im not
