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Kekistan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little Chad-fags
Kekistan, number one exporter of chicken-tendyum
All other countries have inferior chicken-tendyum
Kekistan, home of closed swimming pool
It's length four meter, width twenty meter
Bait detection system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of dead dank memes
Kekistan, Kekistan, you very nice place
From plains of Trapsisgey to northern fence of Goytown
Kekistan friend of all except Normiestan
They very cringy people, with cat videos in their history
Kekistan, meme-industry best in world
We invented anime and rule 34
Kekistan’s shitposts, longest in the region
Except of course for ninegagistan's
Kekistan, Kekistan , you very nice place
From plains of Trapsisgey to northern fence of Goytown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the cheeky to tip of its scrubs!
This is the pledge of allegiance for all Kekistan citizens now. Shadilay will remain the national anthem.
