>>13054310I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY TIME I POOP BECAUSE SNAKES CAN SWIM THROUGH THE PIPES AND KILL YOU EASILY. THERE ARE TONS OF POISONOUS SNAKES THAT LIVE IN CERTAIN AREAS IN THE SEWERS WITHOUT POOP AND LAY TONS OF EGGS THERE. THEY EAT ALL THE RATS DOWN THERE SO THEY HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD. THEY CAN ALSO SWIM EXTREMELY FAST AND HOLD THEIR BREATH EXTREMELY LONG SO IT'S NOTHING FOR THEM TO SWIM UP THE PIPES. THEY ALL DO IT WHEN THEY GROW UP BECAUSE FOR THEM IT'S LIKE A BABY BIRD LEAVING THE NEST TO FLY FOR THE FIRST TIME. THEN IT'S ABOUT A 50/50 CHANCE WHETHER THE SNAKE WILL BITE YOUR BALLS OFF AS THEY'RE DANGLING INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL OR IF IT LUNGES INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE AND EATS YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY COMMON THING SO IT'S NOT A MATTER OF IF IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU BUT WHEN.
