>>17289316>vax jamz are back?always have been
Tone Stroc - "Funky Cold Moderna"
>https://files.catbox.moe/wfhsm3.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/wfhsm3.mp3And we go a little something like this, boost it!
Alright, boost it! Come on.
[Verse 1:]
Cold coolin on lockdown, and I'm lookin for some action
But Birx and Fauci said, there's no social interaction
The girls are all around, but won't come within six feet
They've got webcams and Only Fans, yo, what's up with all these NEETs?
I hollered at some nurses, but they told me to kick rocks
They said the hospitals are full, but they're dancin' on tik-tok
So then I saw a press conference, it said "does covid concern ya?"
"Don't be sad, try this new jab!" the Funky Cold Moderna
Funky Cold Moderna
[Verse 2:]
The TV told me a secret on how to get some chicks
Put a little Moderna in your arm, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of jabs of this science juice, and she'll be on your lap
So they gave some to the nurse, and she looked kinda weak
Then her eyes rolled back and she collapsed right there on live TV
They say that she's just fine, but nobody's seen or heard her
Don't ask no questions, take your injections of Funky Cold Moderna
You know what I'm sayin?
Now every athlete on TV is having heart attacks
They got Damar Hamlin
A bunch of college athletes
They say it's anything but that Moderna, pal
