>>12370743Perhaps he's a lolicon. Many billionaires seem to be.
>I can't reset the router yetI was under the impression that you were using some sort of perpetually changing mobile data.
>old womem of today will mostly spend time looking at pictures and screenshots they saved in the futureRemember those three I went out with? Two of them told me that I look like their crushes from back when they were students. Whatever that means. They did seem to like thinking back on those times a lot. Well, I often think back on how things were when I was little.
>I hope we can advance to edibles soon because once theres no need to smoke weed theres less urge to smoke cigaretesI hear chewing a lot of gum can help with that, but it sounds like some snake oil strategy to me.
>if a cat could break my ribs it could do a lot more damage in other departmentsWhat about Gooseman? Geese are very aggressive over here for some reason. Swans too but I think the local ones already know me so they don't try to bite me.
>I'll catch you on a jumpscare, just you waitI wonder... I'm always ready for you busting out that topic.
>I have my picklocks readyI had no idea you were a burglar too. Though come to think of it, there's so many empty houses there full of things. I'm surprised nobody plundered them yet.
>a lot of folk think I'm a freaking weirdo manThat's not such a bad thing, is it? I'd be a lot more wary of somebody who came off as much too normal.
>if all my homies be sleeping downstairs I'm not gonna sleep in a king size folding couch upstairsOh, well that's quite nice of you. So you like big beds too.
>that's a pretty mild way of saying itWait, really? You have feelings for her?
>*gasp*What, the cuck spam was here to stay, unlike the rest. Somebody finally got rid of it.
>>12370878You liked it so much that you even saved it?
>>12370729Oh my, you sound like somebody in the know. The Alliance does happen to have a pretty girl indeed.
