>>1280043Last one best one. About to go to work. I've greentexted about this guy before to shame Poland.
>company across the street from me hires a polish guy, 23>its pretty much tradition that i steal every teacher this company hires, so i invite him over to see what hes about>hitler youth haircut, tight Walmart-ass black polo shirt tucked into jeans, skinny as a meth addict>ask him if hes into metal, sometimes YOU JUST KNOW>gets really excited, starts telling me all about the national socialist black metal scene in poland>okay guy is kind of cringy but i like metal too, invite him over to listen to some music and smoke>at least hes honest>second time he invites himself over because hes sad, says a girl he invited up from the city stole his whole paycheck from his hotel room>tracks her down, pulls a knife and threatens to kill himself and her, amazed the locals there didnt slaughter him on the spot>goes back to my area, finds a catholic church, and tries to hang himself with a belt because it would be metal to die that way>then comes over to my house to tell me this story>next he finds a different girl who also sleeps with him on the first date>later says shes pregnant, dude believes her>despite believing her decides to abandon her and the probably fictional child, what a piece of shit, goes to saigon to break the news to her>comes back, really proud of what he did, and sees a cute girl on the bus>talks to her on google translate, shes going way up to the countryside, no more saigon girls for old chris>by now ive cut off contact with him>a coworker tells me "that guys creepy, hes dating a country girl who's 16 and the boy is a fucking teacher"later guys, will read replies tonight
