>>19617219"Absolutely shit" IS the bastardized simplified way of writing, you absolute retard. It would be "absolutely(adv.) shitty(adj.)" or "absolute(adj.) shit(n.)" for a purist, with "absolutely(adj.) shit(n.)" having more connotations, and "absolutely(adv.) shit(adj.)" being the bastardized simplified version that reminds me of things like "real bad", and that last one is very much American.
You are not fit to argue about any of this.