>>19867560>[Omega winces in pain, grasping at her head.]"Aah, my Eternal April Syndrome. It's flaring up again! Because I beat Hailey Britannia, and I keep parading that one around. And I'll never stop -- I can't, ahh, my giant head. It's swelling with information from April and May! I know what you're thinking. 'Who hasn't beaten that idiot? Sheila Foster did. Nefertiti did. And there's no way I'm even close to either of those two!' And loyal WWA Galaxy fans... that's right! I'm nothing compared to those two. It's well documented I am the worst Jefferson sibling, and the Worst Angel, and the third best member of my own tag team! Ahh, the maths don't even line up any more!"
Because I am...
AMERICA'S FOREHEAD
MORE ANNOYING THAN BRITANNIA
THE WORST ANGEL
THE KEK WHO PAYS A BUCK TO WATCH MY FIANCE FUCK
THE UNFORTUNATE
THE DETESTABLE
THE IMPOSSIBLY UNCOOL
COLBY JEFFERSON"
>[Omega soaks up the response from the crowd, before going to leave the ring... but stops.] 