>>13279833First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on 4chan and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks