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Eventually 'The Doctor' grew tired of the mockery, he decided he wanted respect he wanted to do something so outlandish for his age at the time, that we'd have to respect him
>It had been 4-months since we'd started year-6
>We were enjoying our lunch
>A thud from a newly placed lunch tray could be heard
>Like Zeus had unleashed a single thunder bolt on our table
>'Hey look! It's The Doctor!' One of the guy's says
>The Doctor brushes it off with a smirk
>He leans into Gingy's ear (who was sitting next to him) and whispers something
> Gingy says 'Nice' in a slow tone while nodding his head
>We all ask 'What?'
>The doctor says 'I went to a girl's sleepover. Just me and her. And I fingered her, in her sleep.'
>...
>'Excuse me?!' One of the other guy's says
>'You heard me, bitch.'
>Doc then goes to eat his mash and peas with confidence
>'You said she was asleep. Meaning she was unconscious.'
>'Yeah! So?' He says with mash and peas still in his mouth
>Bastard ate like a horse
>Another kid joined in and said 'You raped her.'
>Doc spat out his mash and peas. Getting food all over the table
>Fucking disgusting
>I could see the saliva in the mash
>'I didn't rape her!'
>'But she didn't give you permission to do that to her. You raped her.'
>We got a Bill Cosby over here
>He screamed with fury of a thousand whipped niggers 'Why can't you just like me!?!?!'
>He leaves to go and sob
>We all move table to get away from the mash
>'So hold on a second. We all knew his story was bullshit? Right?'
>We all agree and laugh it off
>Enjoy the meal and head off to the playground
