>>14864488True story. FBI is investigating some big shit crime. FBI interviews me. Casually because Im not supposed to know what crime theyre investigating. Think to myself its the motherfucker with the corn rows. Arrest him. Evidence: Those motherfucking corn rows. FBI develops their case. Arrests corn rows on stronger evidence. We all pretend its not the corn rows cuz dat shit raycist. MFW I could have solved this crime a month ago and corn rows is headed to fuck you in the ass prison for a long time.
