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just woke up from a strange dream
for some reason earlier I had a dream about houses in minnesota having the biggest blout of the rust belt states in the upcoming 2020 election and an average minnesota house being larger than the width of the "small" michigan peninsula. this leads to it.
it starts out with this television news report about an incident in michigan which has "lead to the potential death of millions" as the show cuts to a crying black women talking about her son being killed by taken up by this "storm." somehow, I guess, people were turned into a cloud called a "blood storm."
so now I'm driving in a mini van down "I-135" in michigan (not sure that's an actual interstate in michigan). It's a pretty sunny day out, highway is your generic-looking east coast highway lined with trees, traffic is fairly normal and so on. As I'm driving, around 200 meters ahead a large stretch of the highway appears to be under this real dark overcast. the windows in the car being wound down, as I approach this dark overcasting shadow that I assume to be some cloud, I catch droplet of blood on my fingers resting just outside the window. I roll up the windows as the droplet turn into a torrent of blood, imagine a carwash of red.
the blood torrent being this thick opaque dark scarlet , I can barely see where the fuck I'm going and I'm driving at 70 mph, so I hold down on my horn as I attempt to pull over from the left lane, in doing so, I barely miss hitting a yellow garbage truck. by the time I'm able to pull over, this torrent of blood has slowed, but was still steady. there's another car in front of me with emergency flashers. an ambulance screams past me, an all of a sudden my entire family is in the car, my father in the driver's seat, me just behind the driver's and passenger's seat, and I say "gee dad, you sure are a good driver," to which my mother remarks, almost bitterly "of course he is, of course he is."
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