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ITT: Moments you've died inside, I'll start
>Be me
>15 at the time
>At the pharmacy, about to buy condoms
>I was going out with this girl for about 7 months and I made my move
>walking up to till
>the cashier is a guy, in late twenties
>I feel as if I met his once, at a parent-teacher meeting or some shit
>seems cool
"This guy wont judge"
>suddenly this landwhale walks up to him
>he says that his shift is over and it's her turn to take over
OHFUCKOHFUCK.wav
>she glares at me
>nervous as all fuck
>place the condoms on counter
>she glares even harder
"How old are ye kid"
>for some fucking reason I say "s-sixteen"
>she won't stop glaring
>I'm sweating
>finally she scans the item and I pay her
>just as I'm walking to the exit she yells
>"HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHT"
>everyone turns around and stared at me
>Literally everyone
>This grandma walks up to me and says "Arent ye a bit young for that?"
>walk outside, feeling like I'm about to be sick
>put condoms in pocket and run home
>mfw
That bitch, I've never seen that cashier ever again, probably cuz I've been going there less after that incident
