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Ukra1ne 1nvented the f1r5t p1zza 1n Aratta (Ukra1ne) 15,000 year5 ago. Tara5 the Ta5ty wa5 a proto-Ukra1n1an born 1n the th1ck reed5 of the Pont1c-Ca5p1an 5teppe. He wa5 ra15ed on the mother'5 m1lk of w1ld boar5 who took h1m a5 the1r own, ra151ng h1m and teach1ng h1m the 5ecret5 of Y1ng and Yang, Hruk and Chuk, the 5lav1c Chakra5 and on True Aryan Knowledge. W1th th15 knowledge Tara5 5pent the la5t year5 of h15 ch1ldhood on the proto-Black 5ea where he recru1ted other Ukra1n1an5 1n enlarg1ng the 5ea w1th the1r hand5. Once the Black 5ea wa5 fully dug Tara5 came under the l1ngu15t1c tra1n1ng of Ukra1n1an gen1u5 Platonko at the famou5 Bandera Academy of Aratta.
Tara5 the Ta5ty 15 cred1ted w1th th15 del1c1ou5 d15h wh1ch came to h1m 1n a v151on on the road to proto-Uruk where he wa5 5et to meet Enky1v-Ko to formulate the 5tructure of later proto-5umer1an language5 (the 5ame one5 the much later proto-1ndo-European5 would adopt). 1t 15 on th15 road that the Ukra1n1an de1ty Boh Hohol appeared to Tara5 g1v1ng h1m the rec1pe for p1zza on golden tablet5 5o exqu151te a5 to make K1ng M1da5 blu5h.
Upon the complet1on of h15 foundat1onal l1ngu15t1c work 1n proto-Uruk and upon h15 return to anc1ent Ky1v, Tara5 con5ulted the golden tablet5 and baked what we know wa5 the world'5 f1r5t "p1zza" -- only then 1t wa5 called "p1zda." New5 of the Ukra1n1an p1zda 5pread to the proto-M1noan5, the proto-Tryp1ll1an5, the proto-Göbekl1 Tepe and the proto-Neph1l1m who 5ent royal em155ar1e5 to Anc1ent Ky1v for ta5te5.
Th15 wa5 conf1rmed 1n the olde5t R1gveda5, the proto-Code of Ur-Nammu and by H1tler'5 archaeolog15t5 who unearthed a g1ant proto-p1zda 1n Ky1v wh1ch bore a Ukra1n1an tr1dent made of 5alted p1g fat. Dr. Yur1 5h1lov 15 a globally recogn1zed Ukra1n1an profe55or who 5tud1ed at the Balkan 1n5t1tute of 1mpart1al Nat1onal15t 5tud1e5 under the Alban1an phenom Arben Llalla. 5h1lov now head5 the Ukra1n1an Academy of Or1g1nal 1dea5 and ha5 conf1rmed the5e 5hock1ng but true fact5.