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>Be next day
>friends come over, all hoping to get free pizza, or drink all my soda.
>I head to basement, slowly like the leper cripple I am.
>Put on ancient aliens, or old Dr. Who like we usually watch.
>Try to move to the floor and feel and hear a "pop"
>feel a stream of liquid trickle down my asscrack.
>A calming and blissful sensation swept over me.
>My nearest friend gagged, said "it fucking popped".
>I said "it happened. The asscest has hatched"
>I stumble over to the bathroom in the other room, the sickly and sweet smell of pus ripe in the air.
>Get to the toilette and grab a roll of TP. My pajama pants are soiled and ruined.
>There's a weird hole at the top of my ass. I press it and more juice oozes, making pleasant pitter patter in the toilette.
>Hear my friends laughing in the other room.
>Give them the play by play.
>Jolly good time as my pain level went to -2: Moderate Mirth
>After about an episode of ancient aliens finished, finally done washing up the torrent of pus that came out.
>Join friends. Crack open a fresca. Good day.
I still mention it to the queezier of my friends to get a good laugh at the reaction. Good times.