>>2412856>Use the deadly hat to break the windowHow absurdly irresponsible! You walk through instead. 'Tis much wiser of a refined man like yourself.
>Sit on the chair and contemplate about the meaning of all this nonsense you've just been through, what your end goal is, and what means best suit your noble aspirations.Back in the UNREVERSED OFFICE, you meander about your mental chambers. All you really know is that you'd like very much to escape this room. Perhaps you could find some exit via utilizing the two opposite rooms to your advantage (like a puzzle *hint hint wink wink*.
Of course, nothing could ever deplete you true status as a well-cultured man of honor; there is absolutely no doubt about it.
You notice the ASYMMETRICAL KEY you hurled in here earlier resting on the carpet.