>>23677264Oh Chong-song, the Nork that barreled through the DMZ in a stolen car and ended up getting shot defected because he got drunk and missed the choco-pies the worst koreans would sometimes supply Norks as part of this weird labor agreement between the two countries. One day the Nork government randomly decided choco-pies were counter-revolutionary and banned the Nork laborers from eating them. So one day on his time off Oh Chong-song got really drunk and thought it would be a good idea to steal a car and defect so he could eat choco-pies again. Lotte actually gave him a lifetime supply of choco-pies because of it.
Gooks, Best and Worst, love fucking choco-pies enough to risk their lives for them.
