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>mom made ravioli today
>I take a medium-sized bowl and go up to my room to eat it
>slowly eat it while on the computer
>almost finished, about three raviolis left
>start feeling a bit nauseous
>go to the bathroom
>stand over the open toilet bowl
>pacing around like a zombie
>it starts coming up
>I lean over the toilet bowl
>four waves of 1/5 gallons each comes out with two seconds in between each wave
>puke clogs up my nose
>stand over there spitting out phlegm for about five minutes
>legs start trembling
>trying to mouth breathe while I try to unclog my nose
>snort the puke chunks up my throat to puke them out my mouth
>do this about four times
>try really hard to blow it out of my nose
>figure out to do it alternatively between each nose
>chunks start coming out into the tissue paper
>get up, straighten out my back
>it hurts because I was hunched over the bowl for 10 minutes
>drink some water
>finish my damn ravioli
no more ravioli
