>>11683960Find an American girl and just be friends with her. Tell your wife how amazing you think America is. Your wife will either become jealous of American booba and go full communist, or she'll try her best to give you sex. But make sure you mention how the girl is from California. Start watching more American movies. Feed youd kids McDonalds (you prob can't afford it) and start mentioning all the American inventions you use everday. "Oh hallo my wife, did you know bread was actually an American invention? Yes its true, Desiree my American friend told me so.
Eventually take a trip to Los Angeles and find a career in Hollywood. Move your family out here. Your wife will either bend the knee at this point or she will become a slut. Both are good options.
