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>Come out to my parents that I like chicken wings at 15
>"oh, so you're a chicken. I will always support you son, I mean chicken. I mean cock"
>Say I'm not a chicken I just like to eat chicken wings with spicy bbq sauce
>They're completely ignoring me.
>Next day I get slapped for not going COCK A DOODLE DOO at sun rise
>They take me to a bawktherapist who forces me to eat worms and roost
>When I'm 18 they take away the eggs I've painstakingly laid and give them away
I had my life as a human taken away from me because of my parents. My father refuses to let me take his name (MacDonald). And now he's hitting 70 and selling his property. So you could say Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O
