>>20445423>"Careful Jones. Never know who might take that the wrong way! Waak waak waak.""Well, Mauser, then let's turn a little closer to home! The Waifu Wrestling Alliance, from right here in Spaghetti Town! Big things are happening: Priscilla Divine is about to reach a full calendar year as champion. There are big things in the future for the Army of Two, by themselves or as part of DEATHPROOF. We have a brand-new Intercontinental title holder, after Momma Vindaloo knocked off the incredible Holly Hope-Again"--
>"That one shocked me, Jones. I couldn’t squeakin' believe it!""Nobody could! That's why they call it an upset! But someone else has been quietly chugging along. Someone very special to us here at The After Dark Hour. You all know who I'm talking about. So without any further ado..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming my very special guest for this evening's show... The one and only, Hardcore Champion of the World, Waifu Wrestling Alliance megastar and one of the most beautiful women to ever grace your television set, the one they call "Cactus"...
