>>19946296my crinkly handsies need knobs to grab on to fuckin' SOMETHING, my goddamn ropes need something to hang on to
I could do it with fucking holes thru the piece but that's a bother
yeah they're weathered, yeah they used cement to paste it together, yeah they smoothed it out a bit afterwards
we're cool city planners so the knobs can stay there and let kiddos half climb the walls for fun
yeah we had money, yeah we had people, yeah we had chisels, yeah we had slaves, yeah we enticed normies to come give a hand with celebrations, music, drinks, food stalls, special appearances by high priests, the princesses in all their garbs and once in a while the very ruler of the empire
COME ON, CHISEL A BIT! it'll be FUN
yeah also we don't have twitter and furries or electricity so nights are dark and cold, and ya have a bunch of kiddos don't ya?
need a handout? tucigualpa might just be listening to you in the crowd november 8th
come and chisel a little, it'll be FUN
(ALSO BY DECREE YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT A FULL YEAR OF YOUR LIFE SO MIGHT AS WELL DO IT THE RIGHT WAY)